(no, the wood movement from a cabinet opening is softer).....crack
fffffffffffffffwah...man, got to replace that sugar canister
ouch, steak knife, not a teaspoon
there's a teaspoon
sshhh....whoops, how did I miss this giant Tim Horton's mug?
thhhhhwp, ummmm, half-n-half.....ah, behind the gin
tink tink tink tink
ahhhhhh, still dead to the world